Hunting Dog

Hunting DogChester says to Earl “I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond If there aren’t many ducks out there, I’m not going hunting”.
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice.
Chester says “Well I’m not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there”.
Earl says “You’re going to take the dog’s barks for the truth?”
Earl doesn’t believe it, so he goes to look for himself.
When he gets back he says “I don’t believe it. There really are only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog?”
Chester says “Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you can get one from him”.
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has.
The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns shaking its head with a stick in its mouth, and starts humping Earl’s leg..
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says “This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!”
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did.
So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back shaking its head with a stick in its mouth, and started humping his leg.
The breeder says “Earl, dogs can’t talk. He was trying to tell you there are more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at”. :mrgreen:

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Yes, that’s exactly what the dog said.

    Have a doggietastic day Steve. 🙂

  2. That’s what dogs do, many,many times. What about people? Can they go out and find ducks? Ha,ha,ha. Have a comical Thursday. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. That is a good one! I needed a good laugh. Have a terrific weekend.
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  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That dog is smarter than his person!
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  5. Earth Day Slogans
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    hahahahahah 😀
    I must say Smart Dog, Smarter Generation!
    ~chico
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  6. indah nuria Savitri
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    huahaaa… what a dog! very expressive indeed 🙂

  7. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – thanks for the giggles.
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