On the supermarket PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket
The husband picks up a case of Tennants (beer) and puts it in their trolley.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
‘They’re on sale, only £10 for 24 cans he replies.
‘Put them back, we can’t afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.
‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Tennants and it’s half the price.’
He never knew what hit him.