I Confess

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession, upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’

The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’

The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.’

The priest thought long and hard and then said, ‘Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.’

The young woman asked, ‘Will this cleanse me of my sins?’

The priest said, ‘No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.’


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    HaHaHa – the perfect end to this one. Cute joke.

  2. dido says:

    hahaha heard the same joke with seven tea spoons of salt….. funny how versions made on the same idea<

  3. Don E. Chute says:

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    Good Lord that was a good one! I can’t say I have heard any variation of this joke. Could it be a geographical thing?

    Aloha FSSF!

  4. AVCr8teur says:

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    That’s a good one for Monday. Thanks for the laughs.

  5. Enfotainer says:

    LOL…Me never heard – was really wondering why the Priest would make her have such huge concentration…Good one. 🙂

  6. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Thanks for another quickie! 🙂

  7. Lainy says:

    Hahahaha! Naughty, naughty priest! Good one Steve!

  8. Miss `C says:

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    Haha. The priest has humor.