Ignore The Parrot

ParrotWanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you.”

“But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!”

“I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”

When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied………….

“Get him Spike!”

See – Men just don’t listen!


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  1. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Very funny. I was wondering what the parrot would say.

    Happy Easter 🙂
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I wonder if parrot taste like chicken? I think I’d off that parrot.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Joyce
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    He should have listened! 🙂
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  4. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    I’m definitely gonna ignore the parrot. I don’t like big dogs LOL