The Irish Daughter Returns

laughAn Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.

‘Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?’

The girl, crying, replied, Dad… I became a prostitute.’

‘Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’

‘OK, Dad… as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club … (takes a breath) … and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year’s Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.’ ‘What was it ye said ye had become?’ says Dad.

Girl, crying again, ‘A prostitute, Daddy!.’

‘Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!! 😯 :mrgreen:

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Not expected – very funny. She must be quite good at her work. 🙂

  2. hilary says:

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    HA HA HA!!!

  3. Rosey says:

    lol I knew that was going to be the ending!!! Have a great rest of the week! 🙂

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I see she found her niche. Good one.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! He has his standards!