The Irish Priest

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut, the state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

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  1. Russ
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    I loved it. Maybe I could travel with that priest. I could use some water to wine transformation. LOL

  2. BruNo
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    If I pray really really devotedly, will that miracle happen to me too? If it will, I better pray in a swimming pool. 😀
    Have a great weekend Steve!

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. That’s a good excuse if you ask me.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  4. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Do you think it got him out of the fine? Sounds reasonable to me 🙂 Thanks for linking up 🙂

  5. Mike
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    That’s funny. I always tell the bible thumpers who preach temperance that the first miracle of Jesus was to turn water into wine for a party. And at one point, God deemed a wine-maker the only man on earth worth saving ( Noah). Shuts them up quick.

  6. It have heard it said that an Irish priest has the answer for everything. I guess it’s true…

  7. Martha says:

    Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh. 🙂