Irishman In The Elevator


Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: ‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.’

The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, ‘What’s wrong with you?’

In a weak voice the little guy says, ‘What EXACTLY did you say to me?’

The big dude says, ‘I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me…………….. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.’

The little white Irishman says:

‘Turner Brown’?!….Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn around”! 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. Yep that would scare anyone to death.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Steve says:

    Bwahahahah! That is pervertedly funny.

    Have a great day!
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  3. Joyce
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    LOL! That’s funny.
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  4. joe-ann says:

    LOL…scary but funny:)))

  5. Russ
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    I would have probably fainted also.
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  6. Slappy Bear
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    ROFL – I’m clutching my tummy with my paws 😉
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  7. Rhonda
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    LOL – thanks for another laugh 🙂
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