A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shone his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.’
Freaked out, he shone his torch around frantically, looking for the source of the voice, finally, in the corner of the room, his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.
‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.’Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’
The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?’ ‘Moses,’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’ 
Have a tanfastic Thursday
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Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Bwahahahahahaha. I love it.
Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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Twitter ID: xmasdolly
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Bwahahahhaahahaha I love it! LMAO I just had to read that one to the hubby! LOL Great one there my friend! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! 🙂
Twitter ID: Agent_54
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Thank you for making me laugh. Sometimes I’m not laughing out loud but, I’m cracking up on the inside.
See you on Silly Sunday.
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I can hear Jesus growling in the background ;o)
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Twitter ID: TonyMcGurk1
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I’ve heard this one before Steve but it always gives me a good laugh as I can just picture it happening
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Twitter ID: RocksAbadiano
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hahaha!! It is indeed true. Jesus is watching him…hahahaha!! 🙂
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Twitter ID: silverneurotic
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I’ve heard so many variations of that joke but it never fails to crack me up.
Twitter ID: Joyce_Lansky
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He should listen to him.
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Twitter ID: RhondaAlbom
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LOL – this is not going to end well for the burglar.
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