Tittertastic Saturday Oldie – Jet Fuel

An old one

flightDave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia .
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had something to drink!’

Pete says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?’
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It’s Pete. Pete says, ‘Hey, how do you feel this morning?’
Dave says, ‘I feel great, how about you?’ Pete says, ‘I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?’
Dave says, ‘No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover, nothing.We ought to do this more often..’
‘Yeah, well there’s just one thing.’
‘What’s that?’
‘Have you farted yet?’
‘No.’
‘Well, DON’T – ’cause I’m in New Zealand’ 😯




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  1. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 23, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    I’m still laughing Steveo. maybe if I fart hard enough, I be able to spend lunch with you. What do you think? Ha,ha,ha.

    Though still cold, keep warm inside until the day that the sun will be around you my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    April 23, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Love this.

    Have a tettertastic day. 🙂
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  3. Cascia Talbert
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    April 23, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    This was a good one! Have a terrific weekend!
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  4. Rosey says:
    April 24, 2016 at 4:07 am

    Good way to experience cheap travel? 🙂

  5. mimi says:
    April 24, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    Heeheehee! Doggone side effects!
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