Job At The FBI

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . kill her!!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife..’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with the bloody chair.’

MORAL: Women are crazy, don’t mess with them 🙄

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I’m guessing she was hired too. We are crazy in a good sort of way Steve. You post is a bad example though. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  2. Carol
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    This woman either really wanted this job badly or she had a terrible hate on for her husband. I am just guessing that she got the job. LOL!
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  3. Rosey says:

    I’m guessing her time commitment will be somewhere else than that job now. 😉

  4. mimi says:

    Sounds like she has what it takes!
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  5. Jay @craftyspices
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    She was really following instructions, they told her kill him not shot him. We don’t play around LOL….
    Happy Easter Steve!!
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  6. Binky
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    I hope I don’t meet her!
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  7. Oh my, This is really funny. I guess we can be a bit heartless.
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  8. Joyce
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    Yep. She’s right for the job.
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