Judy Married Ted

IdiotJudy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy married again, and this time, she and John had 5 children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together.”
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret,
“Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied, “I think he means her legs, Ethel !” 😯 :mrgreen:

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  1. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. Her legs?????????????? I would think an other location needs the rest, if you know what I mean. Sorry, I’m a bad boy today. LOL.

    Have a great Thursday Stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a togathertastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Rosey says:

    well friends are allowed to say such things, lolol

  4. Rhonda Albom
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    This is really funny. I wasn’t sure where it was going, but the legs at the end sure gave me a giggle.
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  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Very likely!
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  6. Joyce
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    Poor Judy.
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