Just Thinking

: Excerpt taken from Joe King’s diary

diaryI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’.
The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics that would have lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case. It’s time for another beer. 😐 😯 😯


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Well, I only have personal knowledge about the having the baby part. It’s not easy. It’s mighty painful. Mighty painful. But I’ll take your word for it.

    Just so you know…I only had one child so I could put up a pretty good argument about having a baby being the most painful.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Jason
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    That’s the kicker.

  3. mimi says:

    Some of us only want another kid because we can get medication when birthing time comes around!

    Have a great weekend!
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  4. Tony McGurk
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    I think childbirth would be worse but I’d never say to my wife can you please kick me in the nuts. Joe King is a man of wisdom for sure Steve
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