Kids, You Gotta Laugh 2

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when heSomersault asked with a tremor in his voice, ‘Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?’
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
‘I can’t dear,’ she said. ‘I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.’
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
‘The big sissy.’
Anursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it
was dead.
‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil.
‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child innocently.
‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move’
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ‘… and so Chicken Little
went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’
The teacher paused then asked the class, ‘And what do you think that farmer said?’
One little girl raised her hand and said, ‘I think he said:’Holy Shit! A talking chicken!”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Don't be shellfish...
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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Kids are just smart and then some aren’t they. Innocence. They got it.

    Have a terrific weekend Steve. :)
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  2. Joyce
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    I’ve had those moments when a kid says something so funny that I can’t stop laughing to teach.
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  3. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    All three hilarious. I don’t think I could pick a favorite. Thanks for the laughs.
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