Gary: “Your new secretary is very sexy…..”
Larry: “Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Doreen…..
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental.
I’ll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is”.
Next day, Gary calls Larry from the hospital & shouts:
“Larry….. You bugger! You didn’t tell me that the hole between Doreen’s legs is a Pencil Sharpener…” 😯