Larry

shocked1Gary: “Your new secretary is very sexy…..”
Larry: “Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Doreen…..
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental.

I’ll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is”.
Next day, Gary calls Larry from the hospital & shouts:

“Larry….. You bugger! You didn’t tell me that the hole between Doreen’s legs is a Pencil Sharpener…” 😯


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  1. Traveling Cats
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    Hahaha, thanks for the smile 🙂
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Love this Steve.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Oooh! Ouch!
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Ouch! Poor, stupid guy.
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  5. Rocks
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    hahahahahahaha!!! I can’t stop laughing :))
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