Laugh It’s Saturday

laugh31. A gang of bank robbers ordered the staff to take off their clothes and lie face down on the floor. A nervous blonde pulled off her clothes but lay on her back.
“Turn over, Mandy,” whispered the girl lying beside her. “This is a stick-up, not the office party.”

laugh2. A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house. “Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf! 😯


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    The truth will set you free. Both funny. Thanks for the giggles.
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  2. You got me laughing out loud especially the nervous blonde. The bank robbers must have been shocked when she pulled off her clothes and laid on her back. ” Hey lady they must have said, all we want is your money ” I’m smiling right now. Thanks for the laughter. See ya

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    You’re lying, you were playing golf. Bwahahahahahahaha. The first one made perfect sense.

    Have a laughtastic day Steve. 🙂
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  4. Earth Day Slogans
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    After read this, I was Like “Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa” 😀 :p

    I most like the first one!
    Have A laugh-day Steve!
    ~Chico
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