Lice Revenge

I recently read in one of London’s free morning newspapers Metro aimed at commuters that a website is selling crab eggs (pubic lice) yes pubic lice to anyone that wants to get revenge on ex partners etc stating

“We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has p****d you off enough to make you seek revenge on them. If you want a method of revenge that does not involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.”
The website has three packages, including a ‘single crabs colony’ of up to 30 eggs for £13.99, the site says it’s for “novelty purposes only”

Seeings the lice eggs are selling at a competitive price i hope in time it don’t replace the fart machine or whoopee cushion.

How completely bizarre and extreme whoever thought this up i certainly wouldn’t want to be on their christmas card list, so if you ever fallout with an ex and you see in the search history on your computer RUN.

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  1. KlayeBlayk says:

    Wow! Is there such a thing? That’s like LoL. Whoever made that up must’ve been really smart…but crazy. XD