Life Gets Better As You Get Older

FartingLife just gets better as you get older doesnโ€™t it
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Anyway how was your day? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

9 Responses to “Life Gets Better As You Get Older”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yep, getting older rocks.

    Have a fartastic day Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Agent 54 says:

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    Been there, done that.

  3. Joyce says:

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    LOL! I love it.

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    This one had me literally laughing out loud. So funny.

  5. Mike says:

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    What gets me is the drum solos. It gets had to hide my enthusiasm.

  6. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog says:

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    I don’t think I’ve done that when listening to music, I might have to try it next time LOL

  7. Rocks says:

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    wahahahahaha!! That’s why don’t like earphones ๐Ÿ™‚