Little Girl On A Plane

laugh3A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
“Let’s talk. I heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
“What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?” and he smiles.
“Okay,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic… But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?”
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says,
“Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. That little girl is a smart one.

    Have a poopootastic day. 🙂

  2. Ha, Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,
    Smart little girl. I wonder why a horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass, yet a deer excretes little pellets,
    while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
    suppose that is?” Can you answer the question Steveo? LOL

    Have a wonderful, warm, sunny Thursday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Let’s hope she got to her book in peace after that, she deserved it!