Little Johnny…At It Again

Little Johnny Strikes Again

Little Johnny
The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my Grandad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.’

The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was ‘fascinated’.

‘The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.

Little Johnny raised his hand, the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’ so she called on him.

Johnny said, ‘My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.’ 🙂

The teacher sat down and cried.

Have a brilliant weekend

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  1. Kathe W. says:

    yoicks! I didn’t see that coming! Have a great weekend!

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Never call on Little Johnny for anything. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fantastic weekend Steve. 🙂
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  3. Rhonda
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    This is hilarious! I just didn’t see it coming. Thanks for laughs.
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  4. Joyce
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    Fasten eight! LOL!
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  5. Sleepshort says:

    This one knockered me right off my chair.