Load Of Old Bull

OystersA big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you just served?’

The waiter replied, ‘Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!’
The cowboy said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.’
The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.’

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, ‘These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.’
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‘Si, señor. Sometimes the bull win. 🙄

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Gave a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Joyce
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    Yuck. I guess the bull fighter wasn’t the only loser.
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    Eeeeeewwwww! just eeeewwwww.
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  4. I recently saw lamb testicles on the menu of an Uzbeki restaurant. Not kidding.
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