This morning, he gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital’s ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function, and all around his head, there was a hell of a pain, but best of all, a gorgeous nurse was hovering over him.
It was obvious that he had been in a serious accident.
She looked deep and steady into his eyes, and then he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
He managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”
Hope you enjoyed your Saturday titter