Look On The Bright Side

nurseThis morning, he gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital’s ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function, and all around his head, there was a hell of a pain, but best of all, a gorgeous nurse was hovering over him.

It was obvious that he had been in a serious accident.
She looked deep and steady into his eyes, and then he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
He managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – at least he didn’t loose his sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    I’m not thinking that was the right thing to say. Just a feeling. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Some questions just beg to be asked, don’t they?
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  4. Joyce
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    LOL. I don’t think that’s what she was referring to.
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  5. Mike says:

    LOL… I really didn’t see that coming. Good one.
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