Look On The Bright Side

nurseThis morning, he gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital’s ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function, and all around his head, there was a hell of a pain, but best of all, a gorgeous nurse was hovering over him.

It was obvious that he had been in a serious accident.
She looked deep and steady into his eyes, and then he heard her slowly say, β€œYou may not feel anything from the waist down.”
He managed to mumble in reply, β€œCan I feel your tits, then?”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – at least he didn’t loose his sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    I’m not thinking that was the right thing to say. Just a feeling. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. πŸ™‚

  3. mimi says:

    Some questions just beg to be asked, don’t they?

  4. Joyce
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    LOL. I don’t think that’s what she was referring to.

  5. Mike says:

    LOL… I really didn’t see that coming. Good one.