Lost In Translation

English…Lost in translation?

Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations :
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar :
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel , Yugoslavia :
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel , Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery :
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany ‘s Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

A laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.


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  1. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Too funny. My favorites – the first and the last two – but they are all funny 🙂 Thanks for the laugh 🙂
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  2. umihoney says:

    hahaha..oh my..too funny..hahaha

  3. Comedy Plus
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    I want some of that wine. Well maybe not. Too funny Steve. Translation is indeed a very difficult thing.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  4. Mike
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    Despite what the sign said, they do not approve of taking advantage of the chamber maids in Japan. Don’t ask how I know that.
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  5. Jellybelly says:

    Laughing out loud here at work. I needed that 🙂

    The Twerp and I

  6. papabear@kisahberuang.com
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    that’s why English is fun!
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  7. Greg says:

    Must be a great hotel lobby to hang out in! good ones Steve!

  8. gm says:

    Heavenly Father, prompt us by Your Spirit to search out the truth. Hi there!!! blog walking today. Have a nice Thursday

    hahahhaha that’s funny

  9. stormblogger says:

    yugoslavia japan and rome are d best ahahha! soooo funny! ahahah thanks for sharing this one! ^_^

  10. juan pack
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    this is really funny especially the hotel part! ahahahha! nice post!
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