Love Message

textingA group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband.

The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?”

All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked,

“When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: “I love you, sweetheart.”

The women were then instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while…a sign of true love….who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What’s up with you?

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don’t understand what you mean?

6. What the heck did you do now?

8. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she? πŸ™„

16 Responses to “Love Message”

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  1. Leovi says:

    I love your humor!

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! We say it in person, so my Sweetie would wonder why i am texting it instead of calling or saying it when he got home.

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  3. Rocks says:

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    No.8 is my favorite πŸ™‚ just tell me how much you need!! I guess you come to that point if you’ve been married that long.

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  4. Jason says:

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    Women are more likely to text “i <3 u".

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  5. Lux Ganzon says:

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    Seriously? I’m LOLing so hard now. πŸ˜€

  6. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I’m glad I don’t have this issue. Hubby would say he loved me too. I’m just saying.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. πŸ™‚

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  7. It’s amazing how many men & women don’t say ” I love you ” or give them a kiss each day. I’ve always been a romantic and say ” I love you ” to my wife each morning and give her a kiss. She has been with me in my highs & lows especially when I had my stroke. She stuck wife me and has made me the husband that I am. We’ve been married for 40 wonderful years. The funny comments are great but I’d like to hear about some great positive ones.
    Have a wonderful Thursday stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  8. Rhonda Albom says:

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    these are all so funny that hubby had to come over to find out why I was laughing. My favorite: I don’t understand what you mean?

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