A Loving Text

textingAn elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones, the wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee, she decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    See here’s the time when he should have lied. Just lied. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Rosey says:

    Hahhaa, you can tell they’ve been married awhile. 😉

  3. mimi says:

    Oooh, i know a couple of men like that! LOL
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  4. Joyce
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    LOL! Don’t want that.
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  5. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – and still laughing. This one is really funny.

    Thanks for the feature above.
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