Male Logic

Flawless Male Logic as its best :

questionWoman:
Do you drink beer?
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Man:
Yes
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Woman:
How many beers a day?
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Man:
Usually about 3
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Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
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Man:
£3
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Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
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Man:
About 30 years, I suppose
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Woman:
So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £270. In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?
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Man:
Correct
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Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?
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Man:
Correct
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Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
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Man:
Do you drink beer?
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Woman:
No
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Man:
Where’s your bloody Ferrari then? 😯 😉



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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    August 13, 2015 at 9:22 am

    It may be male logic, but it make sense to me. LOL
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  2. Lama
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    August 13, 2015 at 1:17 pm

    Hi Steve, I just noticed that you’re based in London an we’ll be moving there next year! Cheers, Lana (don’t worry, I won’t stalk you)n

  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    August 13, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    That woman must have been a blonde. Dah!

    Have a beautiful Thursday stevebethere, See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    August 13, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    That’s some great logic if you ask me.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  5. Caren Gittleman
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    August 13, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    Bwwwwah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!

  6. mimi says:
    August 13, 2015 at 9:20 pm

    Heeheehee! Yep, i want mine, that’s for sure!
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  7. Tony McGurk
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    August 17, 2015 at 7:42 am

    You can’t argue with logic
    Have a Ferrartastic day Steve
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