Mandy Lifeboat’s Diary

Mandy Lifeboat’s ….
Diary on a cruise ship

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

Our local Red Hat chapter – The Late Bloomers decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one, – and I can’t wait!

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 4

Won £500.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship… I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.

😯 Have a great trauma free week 😯


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. I’m so stealing this one. Bwahahahahahaha. What a trooper.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Steve says:

    Was that the Love Boat?

    Have a great day!

  3. Russ says:

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    I hope those people appreciated her sacrifice.LOL
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  4. Don E. Chute says:

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    Holy Smokes LOL…that one snuck right up on me:-)

    Aloha!

  5. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    That is a new one for me!
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  6. Daria says:

    Nothing feels better than helping others… 😉
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