The Married Couple

shocked wifeA married couple had just celebrated their golden wedding anniversary.
When the guests had all gone home, the husband seemed very quiet and thoughtful.
“What’s the matter, dear ?” asked his wife. “Has the party been too much for you ?”
“No, it’s not that” replied the husband. “Something has been worrying me all these years. Our son, Charles, doesn’t look a bit like the other five children. I have to know – does he have a different father?”
“I hoped you’d never ask me that” answered the wife, “but since you have, I can’t keep the truth from you any more. Yes, Charles does have a different father.”
“Who ?” cried the husband.
“You” replied the wife. 😯


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Poor guy, that was a far worse answer than he ever could have imagined. – LOL, this is hilarious.
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  2. Caren Gittleman
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    omg I am dying laughing!

  3. Poor guy. He should have kept his big mouth shut or she should have kept her …………………. ………………………..
    ( fill the line whatever you wish )
    Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a beautiful, sunny, breezy, lovely Thursday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Now the other five is a different story. Good one.

    Have a fathertastic day my friend. 🙂
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  5. Cathy Kennedy
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    Well…that’ could be a good and a bad answer. The husband either improved or got worse over time. But, I didn’t see the punch line comin’ on this one.

  6. mimi says:

    Ouch! That’s my response to a lot of your stories, isn’t it?
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  7. environment day says:

    LOL
    last line is out of his imagination

  8. Lux Ganzon
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    Poor husband. After all these years. Makes him wish he never asked I bet. 🙂
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