Me No Speak English

chicken breastsA Russian woman married an Australian and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne, the lady couldn’t speak English very well but did manage to communicate with her husband, the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs she didn’t know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn’t know how to say it, so she left off her bra, walked to the shop, clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts, the butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the lady needed to buy sausages, unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…

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What were you Thinking?
Her husband speaks English …. helloooooo !

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  1. Mike says:

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    Now, knowing your humor, was unexpected. And funny as heck. Good one today

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Well of course he does.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  3. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog says:

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    LOL – very clever Steve x

  4. Rhonda says:

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    Another one that had me laughing out loud. So funny. 🙂

  5. Joyce says:

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    Oh, man. I wasn’t thinking he spoke English! Tee hee.