SS – Medicalcare

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Medicalcare

doctorThe phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs. Sanders, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory, when your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well… We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband, frankly, either way the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV, we can’t tell which is which.”
“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs.Sanders.
“Normally we can, but MEDICALCARE will only pay for these expensive tests once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The MEDICALCARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.



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  1. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    Proof that the best advice we get isn’t always medical. 🙂 Thank you Steve for the early morning laugh. Hope you having a wonderful weekend.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes, that’s pretty good advice.

    Have a medicalcaretastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Or ask him if he had tests done last week at the doctor’s office, and if he remembers them, there’s your answer! LOL
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    OMG – I almost choked laughing so hard. This might be the funniest thing I have read all year. Thanks.
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  5. Joyce
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    Sounds like good sound advice. Tee hee.
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