A Nice Bottle Of Merlot

Bottle of Merlot

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.’ and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: ‘For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants’.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:
‘Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back

14 Responses to “A Nice Bottle Of Merlot”

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  1. Steve says:

    Good one! That’s the first time I’ve heard that one.

    Have a great day!

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    I love the punchline…a valuable lesson for the woman.

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. That will teach her. Well maybe not.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  4. Joyce says:

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    I love it! Funny.

  5. iTunes App Blog says:

    Really nice one! I loved this one out of whatever read so far! 😉

  6. Don E. Chute says:

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    I likes my Wine…

    Who Wines with Me?….


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    hahahaha. Cute joke, a bit twisted (the way I like them).