Tittertastic Saturday – More Lexophiles

Oldies
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  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crรชpes.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
  • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a chap who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Velcro – what a rip off!
  • Donโ€™t worry about old age; it doesnโ€™t last.

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  1. Rhonda says:

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    That’s a lot of pun.
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  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    I love all of these. Play on words rocks.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday my friend. ๐Ÿ™‚
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  3. mimi says:

    So bad they are great! And when i worked at the bakery, it was for the dough, too.
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  4. Funny,funny,funny Steveo. Have a great day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul