More Paraprosdokians

laughHe who laughs last thinks slowest.

Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most men are the do-it-yourself type.

I was going to give her a nasty look, but she already had one.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Money is the root of all wealth.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. :mrgreen:

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  1. mimi says:

    With some people, that nasty sneer is permanent, isn’t it? Heeheehee!
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  2. ” Women sometimes make fools of men, but most men are the do-it-yourself type. ” Unfortunately it’s true but not you and me Steveo. We are never fools, correct? ( You better agree with me or it will make you a fool ) Ha,ha,ha,

    Enjoy your Thursday afternoon my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    These are very good and no catsup is not a smoothie. Yuk.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. πŸ™‚
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