Neighbour And The Stripper

Neighbour tells me about her night out

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note.
She called the guy back , licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note.
I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me.
Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty quid, and left !!!! 😯 😯 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. I’ll bet she’s so cheap she squeaks when she walks. Good one Steve.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Chinmay
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    There are similar stories of this kind, but this one stands alone still! Funniest twist!

  3. Joyce
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    LOL! Oh, my.

  4. Don E. Chute
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    humm…I wonder why she didn’t have to punch in her pin #?

    Funny one B2!

    Happy Trails and PLU from SSF

  5. Rocks
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    hahahahaha!!! I can’t stop laughing here 🙂 hahahaha!!!

  6. Naila Moon
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    OMG! Totally cracking up on this side of the computer.
    Too funny!
    ~Naila Moon