The New Hat

ladies hatAn elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam..I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady. “I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.”

“But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!” 😯

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  1. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    She’s right! I love old people! ;o)
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  2. Tony McGurk
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    I can see her point. I am protective of my hats too
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  3. Marcia
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    Can’t argue with her logic! 🙂 Good one! Thanks for the laugh!
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. She’s spot on here. Not that I wear hats, but if I did I’d do the same.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  5. mimi says:

    Excellent answer! LOL

  6. Naughty, but funny. Thanks for featuring me, and super thanks for adding the link to my contest entry. Only one more day for voting. You are awesome 🙂
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  7. Agent 54
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    You have to have your priorities straight.
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  8. Joyce
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    Yep. Take care of the hat.
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