New Procedure

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shocked1A doctor tells his patient that the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and that he’ll never be able to get an erection again. He tells the guy that if he’s willing to try an experimental procedure he could take muscles from the base of a baby elephant’s trunk insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy figures that never having sex again is worth the risk so he agrees.

The doctor performs the surgery and about six weeks later, gives him the go ahead to try out his new equipment.

To celebrate, the guy takes his girlfriend out for drinks and dinner. While having dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It soon gets unbearable and figuring no one can see him, he undoes his pants.

No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants stretches across the table, grabs a dinner roll and disappears back into his pants.

His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a smile on her face and says, That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?

With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face he says, “Probably, but I don’t know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass.”

😯 👿 😯 👿

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12 Responses to “New Procedure”

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  1. OUCH!!!!!!! Thank goodness mine can’t reach across the table just where I want it to go. Ha,ha,ha

    Have a wonderful penis day stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. That would be a problem wouldn’t it. Good one Steve.

    Have a dinnerrolltastic day. 🙂
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  3. Rhonda Albom
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    Ouch. Gross. Shaking my head in disbelief.
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  4. cube says:

    Ouch. Some shelled peanuts would’ve been kinder than rolls.

  5. Tony McGurk
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    Oh dear Steve my eyes are watering. Not from trying that trick but from laughing so much
    Have a trunktastic day
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  6. Joyce
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    Yes. That might hurt. Baaaaaaad.
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