Tittertastic Saturday – The Night Watchman

thinkingOnce upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Government said, “Someone may steal from it, at night.”
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Government said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Government said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Government said, “How are these people going to get paid?”
So they created the following positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer, then hired two people.
Then Government said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”
So they created an administrative section and hired three people: An Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Government said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are £100,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”
So they laid off the nightwatchman. 😯

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – The Night Watchman”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    You’ve nailed the government very nicely. They can waste our money so very well.

    Have a fantabulous day Steve. 🙂

  2. : So they laid off the nightwatchman. ” How stupid, they should have laid off the government and gave all the money to the night watchman. He was the only one worth it.

    Have a expensive afternoon Saturday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    PS I spent all day watching the British Open. I’m so sore after golfing yesterday. My knee is screwed up with pain but I’m golfing next Friday again. I love the game. See ya my good friend.

    • stevebethere says:

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      They are always like that here all out for themselves and we believe their lies and vote for them arrrgh! 🙁

      You will need to take it easy till next week, I hope your took in that essential tip the other day LOL

      Thanks for putting by Pauleo 🙂

  3. mimi says:

    It sounds like they took lessons in how to govern from the politicians in Louisiana!

  4. Rhonda says:

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    Typical. Haha.