Norman And The Prostitute

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notesNorman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more,for old times sake and some hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’ The prostitute replies, ‘Well Norman, ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’n’Three knots?’ he asks. ‘ What’s that supposed to mean?’


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha, but he’s trying. Too funny.

    Have a knottastic day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – gotta love sailing humor. Poor Norman.
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