Old Is When

Grandfather


‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says
‘Let’s go upstairs and make love’
And you answer:
‘Pick one, I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you’re barefoot!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ….
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
You don’t care where your spouse goes
.. Just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car
.. In the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

AND
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…..
You are not sure these are jokes!

πŸ˜› :mrgreen: πŸ™‚


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Old is when is right now and I’m enjoying the ride.

    Have a oldtastic day Steve. πŸ™‚
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  2. β€˜OLD’ IS WHEN…
    An β€˜all nighter’ means not getting up
    To use the bathroom.

    Hey Steveo, how did you know that you were writing about me. How did you know? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a wild Thursday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! They are still jokes here!
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