Old Man And The Beaver

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up…

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,
‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’ I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

“So what do you think about that Doc?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.”
One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking
cane instead of his gun.” “As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge..

He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.
“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
The doctor replied , “My point exactly.” 🙂

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  1. C0medy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yep, someone else pumped a round into…well you know.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. AVCr8teur
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    Poor man, he now has to take care of 2 kids (bride and someone else’s child). Thanks for making AVCr8teur the Blog of the Week!
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  3. Joyce
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    Pretty funny!
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  4. Shane says:

    Ohh noooo! Too funny. I love this one.

  5. Rhonda
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    OMG – that is so funny. Took a few seconds to register in my brain.

  6. Enfotainer says:

    Good explanation…hehe
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