Paddy is passing by Mick’s hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his old brown corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
“And what the hell are you doing Mick” says Paddy.
“Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me!”, says an obviously embarrassed Mick. “Me and the Missus been having some trouble in the bedroom department lately and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor”