Paddy and Mick
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says, “How you doin’?”
“Paddy says, “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19-year-own twin daughters lying on the bed…
He says, “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”
They say, “Get away with ya…prove it.”
Mick shouts downstairs, “Paddy, both of ‘em?”
Paddy shouts back, “Of course both of ‘em. What’s the point of f**kin’ one?”
















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LOL – I love this one. Funny thing, I posted a Mick and Paddy joke this week too

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Great minds think alike

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Forgot to add, thanks for linking up and thanks for the Kibitz Spot feature
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Your welcome Rhonda

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Mick’s a baaaaaad man.
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Very baaaad LOL

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Now where did you say they lived?LOL (Says the dirty old man)
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LMAO @ Russ

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