Tittertastic Saturday – Paddy’s Fingers

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally Cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork ‘s hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, ‘Lets be avin’ da fingers and I’ll see what oi can do’.

Paddy said, ‘Oi haven’t got da fingers.’

‘Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers? Lord Tunderin’ Jesus, it’s 2017! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn’t ya bring da fingers?!?’

And Paddy said, ‘ How was I ‘spose to pick dem up! 😯

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Paddy’s Fingers”

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Poor Paddy. No fingers and no brains.

  2. mimi says:

    Paddy has a point, even though now he can’t point, poor guy.

  3. Paddy could still point with his…… what you know what? Ha,ha,ha.
    Oh well, Steveo have a great afternoon my friend and don’t do any pointing. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Sandee says:

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    He has a point here. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day, Steve. 🙂