The Hotel Bill

The Hotel Bill An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London’s most expensive hotels. When she checked […] ...More »

Laws Of Reality

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. ...More »

A Blonde Goes To Heaven

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. ‘I’m sorry,’ St Peter said; ‘But Heaven is suffering […] ...More »

Music Monday Sixties Style

The Ronettes – Be My Baby Come join Music Monday and share your songs with us. Rules are simple. Leave ONLY the actual post link here and grab the code […] ...More »

A Fine Explanation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ […] ...More »


A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately […] ...More »

PC Brigade At It Again

Sunday Morning Rant I was reading today that judges and magistrates here in the UK have been told not to use the word ‘gypsy’ for fear of causing offence even […] ...More »