Peoples Quotes 4

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of misprint
Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Until i was thirteen, i thought my name was SHUT UP.
Joe Namath
And the cardiologists diet: – If it tastes good spit it out.

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  1. megaman
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    And I wish the people that visit me would only come once a year while I’m sleeping, bring gifts and leave before I wake up.

  2. benwaynet says:

    Nice find. I always enjoy good quotes or inspirational sayings.

  3. MiciROX
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    Why are a lot of your quotes so cynical!

    By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    Socrates

    My fave 😛 Sage advice.