Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of misprint
Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Until i was thirteen, i thought my name was SHUT UP.
Joe Namath
And the cardiologists diet: – If it tastes good spit it out.
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And I wish the people that visit me would only come once a year while I’m sleeping, bring gifts and leave before I wake up.
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LOL i hope you don’t show them this comment
Nice find. I always enjoy good quotes or inspirational sayings.
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Thanks!
and thanks for stopping by
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Why are a lot of your quotes so cynical!
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
My fave
Sage advice.
MiciROX recently posted..Movies I gotta see 1 The A-Team- Inception- Knight and Day
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ask Socrates lol
Funny!
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