Peoples Quotes

Sometimes when i look at my children i say to myself, ‘Lillian, You should have remained a virgin
Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and i was very flattered, but i was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue:-‘No good in bed, but fine against a wall’.
Eleaner Roosevelt
Last week, i stated this woman was the ugliest woman i had ever seen, i have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns

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  1. Lainy says:

    The first quotation says a lot! Can’t help but smile over here ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Mici @ Entertainment Reviews says:

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    Now these are quotes that you don’t hear everyday. LOL! But it’s real! Although personally I may be a little more inclined to more inspirational ones. But these are good nonetheless ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. stevebethere says:

    @Mici – lol thanks for the feedback ๐Ÿ™‚