Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”
“Ah, that’s nothin,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.
“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock — no problem at all.”
“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00.” 
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Oh Lord. I’m 61, but not being male I don’t have this problem. Just saying. These are just great things to look forward to. NOT!
Have a terrific day Steve.
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LOL – I just hope when I reach 80 Ill be mobile enough to still make it to the bathroom
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Hi Steve. You always crack me up! lol
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Yep! That would be a problem.
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Thanks for the giggles. Poor guy. Must spend a lot of time doing the laundry.
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