The Perils Of Ageing

Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothin,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.

“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock — no problem at all.”

“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.” :roll:

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Oh Lord. I’m 61, but not being male I don’t have this problem. Just saying. These are just great things to look forward to. NOT!

    Have a terrific day Steve. :)
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  2. LOL – I just hope when I reach 80 Ill be mobile enough to still make it to the bathroom
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  3. pearl says:

    Hi Steve. You always crack me up! lol

  4. Joyce
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    Yep! That would be a problem.
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  5. nicole says:

    hah! love this. life and it’s many stages…

    Aloha Sweet Friend,

    It was so wonderful to have your company this Wordless Wednesday. Thank you. I wanted to personally invite you to join me for An Aloha Affair It’s our sweet sort of gathering and growing together. Join us, if you please…

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  6. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Thanks for the giggles. Poor guy. Must spend a lot of time doing the laundry.
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