Pick Up Line

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean …. it doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded ”No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. And lawyers are running Washington D.C., not wonder we are screwed.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. meandu
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    I should have seen this coming, it was hilarious.

  3. Don E. Chute
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    Ya just can’t ever get enough lawyer jokes…This one did surprise me, thought it was going somewhere else[laughing]

    PLU from SSF
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  4. Joyce
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    My attorney husband, the most honest person I’ve ever known, is so used to these lawyer jokes that they don’t even phase him.
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  5. Mike Golch
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    I should have seen that one comming.
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  6. Mama Zen says:

    That is awesome!

  7. Slappy Bear
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    😆 That’s certainly brought a smile to my cheeky face 😉
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  8. LOL
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