The Pickle Factory

pickleYossel Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory for many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist..

After six months, the therapist gave up he advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early his wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer he went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband she quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis she looked up and said, “I don’t understand, what about the pickle slicer?” Yossel replied, “I think she got fired, too.” :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one Steve.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Oh my, not what I expected. You read the entire thing wondering what is the matter with guy. Then the end . . .Thanks for the laugh.
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  3. Rosey says:

    I smell a divorce. 😉

  4. Agent 54
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    Just a little too edgy for me. Get it? Slicer, edgy? Ah, I crack myself up.
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  5. Marcia
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    I’m with Rhonda – wondering what the heck is wrong with Yossel through the entire story. Got to the end and cracked up! 🙂 Great joke and great blog! Thanks!