Police Warning:Lock Your Doors!!!!!!!

BE SURE YOU “LOCK” YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME

A Halifax man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ass.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

πŸ™‚ Have a great day πŸ™‚


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  1. Da Dude says:

    Love it! Best punny juoke in a long time.

  2. Russ
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    That was cute Steve.

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Now you’re talking.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚
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  4. Octo-Dolls Satiricial Nesting Dolls
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    Were they able to determine when the banana was shoved into his rectum? Was it postmortem? I would just hate to die knowing that I was just raped by a piece of fruit.
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  5. Gee
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    i was reading this via Google Reader and I had to go check the rest of the post to read the punchline. LOL!
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  6. When my daughter was little she thought that you could get killed by cereal. I guess she got over it. πŸ™‚

    She laughed at the joke, BTW.
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    • stevebethere
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      @ Gary
      LOL @

      When my daughter was little she thought that you could get killed by cereal. I guess she got over it. πŸ™‚

      I’m glad she laughed lol, thanks for stopping by πŸ™‚

  7. Greg says:

    I’ve heard of this guy..The banana fudge packer..dangerous fellow!

    LMAO as usual Steve!
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  8. Man, I thought this was a serious piece of news. Lol, great joke!

  9. Acura Integra Parts
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    Such random stuff helps you start your day with a smile…great one!