The Popular Vicar

At Sunday Church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.

Royston Smeethurd, who owns several car dealerships in Rugby and Serangoon, stands up and proclaims: ‘If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Alpha Romeo every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!’

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

James Hesson, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, ‘If the Vicar will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!’

More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Hull, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, ‘If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.’

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, ‘Mrs. Jones, you’re a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say something like that?’

Agnes’s 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side.

His wife replied, ‘Well, I just asked my husband how we could help out-, and he said, ‘Fuck him’. 😯


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  1. Mike says:

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    Now that’s funny. I’ll laugh about that one all morning. Thanks
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  2. umihoney says:

    Woot ..thats so unholy Mike πŸ™‚
    hahaha

  3. Steve says:

    Harde-har-har… ROFLMFAO

    Have a funny day!

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Well there you go. You have to watch those old people.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚
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  5. Joyce says:

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    LOL! ROF! Love it and the cartoon too.

    I’m glad your drop box finally worked. At first when I tried to push it, it called me an invalid! I know I run slowly, but I’m not an invalid.
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  6. Carolyn says:

    OMG OMG OMG–I just died laughing!!!!! LOL

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    Too funny. I almost missed this one. Glad my reader reminded me πŸ™‚
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  8. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    LOL, thanks for another good one
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